saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’
we are all obama
And I swear in that moment we were Obama
We accept the Obama we think we deserve
sometimes I wonder what the fuck is wrong with you people and then I realize I don’t care
My thoughts are Baracks I cannot fathom into Obamas.
Matt Smith and David Tennant Behind the Scenes of the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special - BBC (by BBC)
I think Steven Moffat must look through the Doctor Who tag every time a new episode airs just to revel in the suffering he causes.
(Source: piercinald)
There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.
Well hello there satan
NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES
AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end.
SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN
(Source: stevemcqueened)
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
(Source: dysphoriadaughter)
If bands were students:
- Fall Out Boy: The witty one that everyone likes. Was off school for a long time but is back now. Everyone missed him.
- My Chemical Romance: The sensitive one who helped anyone he could. Left school in 2013
- Panic! At The Disco: The kid Fall Out Boy took under his wing. Likes big words.
- Blink-182: The funny one that hides behind their jokes.
- Green Day: The kid in the year above that everyone looks up to.
- Sleeping With Sirens & Pierce The Veil: The inseparable best friends.
- Fun: The averagely known kid who wrote a one really good essay and became popular overnight.
- 30 Seconds To Mars: The arty one who likes to make films.
- Muse & Coldplay: The massively popular ones.
- All Time Low: Looks up to Blink-182. Similar sense of humour to him.
- Paramore: The pretty one.
- Bring Me The Horizon: The one who looks scary, but is actually quite nice.
- You Me At Six: The fashionable one.
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.
On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!
Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.
It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.
Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.
Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.
“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”
The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.
“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”
This was really an amazing and necessary thing to read right now.
TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:
As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.
And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”
Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.
Plot Twist: The Monster wants a threesome with you and the shadows.
